American Gladiators’ Malibu Gets Destroyed by the Human Cannonball
American Gladiator Malibu gets knocked senseless in the human cannonball, and his post-recovery interview reveals his true depth of character.
Blow-by-blow Recap:
-American Gladiators contestant Brian Hutson prepares for his third attempt in the Human Cannonball.
-Hutson grabs the swinging rope.
-Malibu the American Gladiator plays to the crowd, swinging his beautiful mane of blonde hair.
-Malibu crouches, with his padded shield held to one side.
-The whistle blows.
-Gladiator contestant Hutson jumps from the platform.
-As Hutson swings, Gladiator Malibu attempts to deflect the contestant by swinging his shield.
-Malibu can’t swing it fast enough and Hutson’s feet nail the Gladiator square in the chest.
-As Malibu lands on the ground, his left knee slams right into his face.
-The American Gladiator sprawls out, clearly dazed.
-Malibu shakes his head, stands up, and walks off. He’s visibly bleeding on his forehead.
-After the instant replay, Malibu explains just how he recovered on the beach with the help of some “cosmic rays” and Mother Nature. Somewhere, an angel loses its wings.